1: That damn cop that busted me while he was eating Burger King!

2: The fact that Greenland is really icy and Iceland is actually pretty freaking green

3: People that think Norway is famous for its orange plantations

4: The fact that the Second Calypso-Gimp War had started earlier

5: Those damn hairy German bitches!

6: Having to delete the TFP from my history so my significant other wont check out where i have been

7: The fact that I haven't found any good porn in a while

8: Having to throw a bastard in a tossing contest

9: Having to toss the bastards in a throwing contest

10: Three legged siamese midgit twins

11: POP QUIZ!!!

12: college exams

13: albanian migits

14: The 56th trimester abortion not being legal.(When the kids really keep getting on your nerves.)

15: gas prices

16: vegetable lasagna

17: the olsen twins not being legal and no idea when we can see some *sweet* pics!!!

18: having to drive 30 miles to class in the rain!!!

19: driving 300 miles in the rain through the mountains on your anniverarsy

20: People that won't shut the fuck up when there is alot of work to do!!!

21: Poeple that are arrested for some malicious act while wearing a clown suit

22: Any partial part of my attire being soaking wet without the rest of my wardrobe being soaking wet at the same time.(It's a balance thing)

23: A wet left shoe(or right)

24: Guys that send me Time Traveling emails

25: Time Travelers

26: Production Operations Management

27: TFP offline

28: having to watch a suk ass chick flick just to see a movie i wanna see

29: crack whore who charge too much

30: Whoever keeps leaving a teaspoon of milk in gallon jug in the fridge.....I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! DO YOU HEAR ME? KILL YOU! AAAHHHHHH!!!!

31: 10 users and we are all too lazy to post

32: Lake pirates!!!

33: When you pick up a hitch hiker and she seems real nice only to find out she is running from the cops for murder. After that you pull the car over and ask her politley to get out and in return she slaps you and kicks your car door!!! AAAHHHH I HATE PEOPL

34: HUMAN SHEILDS!

35: Bastards that bash in my car with a bat!

36: rainy weather when i want to ride my motorcycle

37: Having to wait for Matrix 2

38: Moby

39: no nude pics of shakira

40: The price of gas.

41: The fact that no matter how much I post, The Cow is always #1 on the list....hahaha

42: The fact that I buy calf socks...then ankle socks come back in style....and fucking vice-versa...just give me some goddamn sandals

43: Gimpy

44: Calypso

45: When you get down to the last of your clean socks and it never fails theres that damn 3 foot sock and the ankle sock with the huge hole in the toe.

46: The fact that the Calypso-Gimp war seems to have calmed down

47: Chicks at the Gym that bench more than I do

48: Having to walk back up Dickson St. after sledding down too far

49: sledding down Dickson Street too far and hitting a mail box

50: when you get a day free from class, and you cannot get out to do anything

51: The fact that 'Null is probably behing all of these damn pop ups!

52: family comin to visit during tax season

53: Confusion

54: Guys at the gym that want to get with me period

55: Guys at the gym who want to get with me in the tanning room

56: pop up ads that aren't of porn

57: pop up adds when u r lookin at porn!

58: Not seeing that motherfucker "Null" in a long time

59: Not posting pics in chronological order.... $#%&^@!*

60: Seeing more pictures of guys with genital goiters

61: !!!! PEOPLE !!!!

62: religion in general

63: Mormon Reliogious Bigots...oops!

64: Religious Bigots!

65: "New" Socks???

66: When you break the leg off a UofA vending machine trying to get your bag of Bacon Cheddar Skins unstuck

67: The blisters caused by the holes.

68: The fact that you're too cheap to buy new socks and all of your old ones have holes the size of a small state.

69: A shedding bush

70: A Dirty Sanchez

71: People who think So-damn Insane is tellin the truth!

72: The F@#Kin weather, I mean hell can we even get any snow down here! I am just a 30 min drive from a blizzard!

73: Wheelchair assassins!

74: Stingy muthafuckas

75: People who are too lazy to score their own crack rocks, and try to snatch one of mine!!!

76: When I am trying to enjoy a nice quiet night at home by the fire. And suddenly mutant robots bash through my front door and melt my dog with their death rays.

77: Running into a chick you had a crush on for years and she still thinks your a dork!

78: running in to chicks you had a crush on for years, then having to say you won't go out with them because you are married.

79: not knowing were to begin

80: A$$HOLES

81: When dave hits me in the mouth with a nerf ball!!!!

82: A black ond white post page. Where is the color man!!!

83: Damn crazies

84: People that say "You need to kick it up a knotch!"

85: having to check the balls of the monkey@!

86: weather cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

87: the first day of classes back from a long vacation

88: WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!

89: people who hate everything

90: people who think 'patriotism' means throwing away every fucking right we have

91: so much stuff to do for the holidays that you cannot post

92: Nobody posting for two weeks

93: Work the day after a Holiday

94: Work

95: Bitch telling you she will call or come by and she doesn't!. What an inconsiderate BITCH!!!!

96: Half naked men in men's magazines

97: University Finals

98: braindead juvenile morons

99: 16 staples in the back of your cranium

100: being without sex for days

101: being without water for six fucking days

102: being without power for five fucking days

103: Hunger

104: Not being able to think of something clever to post.

105: Cancer

106: Having Tests right after a fucking Holiday

107: Being reminded that I'm not good enough to fuck a BUD girl

108: not being able to fuck one of the BUD girls

109: Going back to work after a few days off

110: The hangover from hell that won't go away after Thanksgiving Day

111: When a girl leaves an inprint of your keys in your leg just because she wants to sit on your lap

112: That one dish at a potluck that nobody has eaten and that nobody has claimed to have made

113: Those Salvation Army Bastards with those annoying fucking bells ringing

114: Having that blue caollar look about ya. You know, when you are approached in every establisment you frequent and lil old ladies ask you for service of some kind.

115: People who get additional days off for the holidays!

116: RIAA

117: Only having one nut

118: Not being able to link "The test" to your boss after trying very hard.

119: Trick questions in Trivial Pursuit

120: this shit is one of the pop-up ads i just saw, fucking pathetic

121: yer wife pointin the age differance out!

122: Chicks that look waaaaay older than whut they really are

123: Color Blindness

124: cold ass weather

125: Random Drug Testing

126: Sobriety

127: Really big goiters

128: cleaning house for the fuckin holidays so u can play host to family u dont like

129: Kathy Lee Gifford

130: Beggers

131: The fact that I don't have a tractor in my living room

132: not findin out bout mozillia sooner

133: Fuckin destuctive ass wind

134: The Grocery Business

135: The fact that whenever I get a drink of water up on campus and the toilet flushes, the water pressure in the fountain goes down...is this some kind of hint to what I'm drinking

136: When my fucking school schedule is so fucking hectic, I don't have a chance to post for a few days

137: This fucking child proof wrapper!!! Ah fuck it!!!

138: The fact that cable has absolutely no hard core porn

139: those goddamn mastercard PRICELESS commercials and all the jokes people make up with it

140: those dumbass at&t commercials with carrottop

141: the last rubber being used to jack off in and not being used to fuck!

142: (Platnium Piss Off Status)The fact that my roomate used the last rubber to jerk off into

143: big werdz in thu piss list

144: Federal agents that don't so much as smile when you mention that you think you saw him on The Matrix

145: having to learn what homoscedastisity and heteroscedastisity mean: I'm telling you it's not just statistics

146: having to be reminded of ponch

147: Ponch

148: The fact that nicotine and alcohol aren't tax deductible

149: The fact that I cannot make it home with fast food with any freaking fries left

150: when your mother-in-law is the 1 goin 5mph and your waitin to eat.

151: The fact that when I get in a fight, I always lose

152: people in suvs doing 5mph on dirt roads

153: The fact that I never was a good spear chunker

154: When your taking a nice quiet nap in the shade and from out of nowhere some whore cuts your dick off and throws it out of the window of a moving car!!!!!!! shit!!!!

155: The fact that I can't fly that damn little chopper worth a shit (see new media)

156: getting in trouble with your wife 'cause u r playin with the boobies

157: noncostumed teenagers trickertreatin

158: Kids who wear costumes that cost more than my whole wardrobe

159: The guys who bang those girls and say they're hot...(see below)

160: fat chicks who think they look good in skimpy clothing.

161: going back to work after a week off

162: Chipped Beef (Toothy Blowjob)

163: people stealing my fucking pumpkin

164: That bastard null keeps hogging all the comments.

165: leaving a comment and typing your name and "null" is all the recognition u get

166: blue balls

167: When the comments won't post the author when you say something funny

168: trying to steal a pumpkin and ramming your hands under something that feels like cold shit b/c it is half rotted!

169:

170: The fact that I can't wear my "I'm Here For The Money" T-Shirt into the bank without getting hassled

171: The fact that Butterscotch candy doesn't really have any scotch in it at all.

172: Fat, bald men who make a "Kichgcchgc" static noise when they laugh.

173: Not Enough "Comments"

174: Women with a little too much "lipular forrestation"

175: Ex-President Bill Clinton visiting college campuses

176: mondays

177: The fact that I live directly below my landlady's sister

178: Authority Figures

179: People who put up Christmas lights two weeks before Halloween

180: the fact that a game warden writes me a 1500 dollar ticket for killing 2 turkeys when there were 40 of the sons of bitches in the field

181:

182: When I can't seem to get on those WAREZ sites anymore

183: Anyone who plans on being Paul Simon for Halloween

184: The fact that I will never "beat" EverQuest.

185: Calculus

186: When your favorite website gets shut down for a couple weeks and there's nothing to do but look at some fucked up pics at www.rotten.com

187: The fact that a 350lb. antlered animal falls onto your moving vehicle and the air bag doesn't go off see Final Score

188: The acronym "TGIF", how bout STFUIOM(Shut The Fuck Up It's Only Monday)

189: People named "Midge", and any other name that seriously makes the rest of us guess your sexual orientation

190: Taking a date to a steakhouse then finding out she's a vegetarian dike

191: People who use 15 acronyms in one sentence. These people should STFU

192: A priest with a hard-on shopping at "Gap Kids"

193: Meter Maids

194: When your girlfriend thinks you're cheating on her just because you got your nut off whith some other hottie...

195: May I search your car? Warrent, We don't need no stinking warrent!!

196: The fact that there is an election for County Coroner

197: Bastards with badges

198: Fat ass people that sue McDonald's not being able to order a Big Mac in English

199: straight porn that is listed as beastiality - then instead of some fine ass donkey, you are stuck with .... uhh ... nevermind

200: The words "Make no mistake about it"

201: HARD CORE GAY PORN THAT IS LISTED AS STRAIT PORN THEN TO YOUR DISMAY YOU SEE TWO GUYS PLUGGING AWAY!

202: BLUE BALLS!!!!

203: being so busy you have to "schedule" masturbation into your day ..errr ...yeah

204: People who go faster than the speed of sound to pull out in front of you in traffic, then slow down to five miles per hour.

205: Dumb ass in computer lab who "accidentally" prints his own copy of "War and Peace"

206: Page cannot be found message when you click a link

207: People suing McDonald's for their own fat asses

208: cover bands destroying jimi hendrix songs

209: bald guys that have long hair on the sides

210: A Rapping Gansta

211: A Permanently Disfigured Gun/Knife Collector

212: the man

213: Doctors on Harleys

214: the fact that i just installed realplayer

215: Martha "I hope you can decorate an 8x8 cell" Fucking Stewart

216: needing a translater in my own country

217: gangsta rap

218: Penguins, just because